food, glorious food!

Oh my god. Oh my god. Mmmm. Yes. Yes. Yes. Insert name. Insert name. Ohh. Oh god. Oh GOD. Yes. Yes. Ohh YES! YES! YES!

I'm sorry, did I disturb you?

This is what I do. When I get excited over food, I give out tiny euphoric noises my friends call 'foodgasms'. Pssh. I don't care what people call them. Food takes me to A Happy Place and that's all I bloody care about! Happy Place! Whee!

Now I am resting dreamily in A Happy Place without even eating a bite. Ah. It was made possible thanks to The Omnomicon. I love you Omnomicon whoever-site-owner. Join me in holy matrimony. Have my baby. We'll make good food with our growing love - you cook, I eat. We'll fit perfectly like missing pieces in a puzzle!

Don't tell me these pictures doesn't make you want to lick the monitor a little bit. Mmmh.


Lovely.

The best thing about The Omnomicon, is that it's a cooking website. And it gives extremely easy step-by-step instructions for amateur (or lousy) cooks like me! Plus, it gives out several diet recipes according to the calories and fat percentage. Perfecto. Maybe someday, I'll impress you with something like this:


Mmm, tie-dye rainbow cake. There's actually a lot of baking soda involved in this particular one, but who cares when food looks that hot!